1)Doctor – Please take
3 spoonfuls of this
medicine daily at night Patient – I Can’t do that Doctor.!
Doctor – Why.?
Patient- I have Only
One Spoon at my home.
2)Sunny and his Son
are Very Lazy.
Sunny – Son, Go Out
and see if it is Raining.
Son – Oh.! Dad.
Can’t you Call in Tommy
and See if he is
Wet or Not.?
How do you
Make Santa Laugh
on a Sunday.?
?
?
Tell him a Joke on aWednesday.
3)Policemen were
Searching for a Thief.
At last they found his wife.
Policemen– Where is
your husband.?
Wife – He has Gone for
Night Shift Duty.
4)Chantu- Why do you
sleep with the Parrot
beside you.?
Bantu – Bcoz I Want
to Know what all
I Say in My Sleep.!
5)A Student Was Asked 2 Write A Sign Board 4 D Traffic Near D College..
He Wrote: “Drive Carefully! Dont Kill D Students, Wait 4 D Teachers.”
6)Son – Dad, we will soon Become Very RICH.
Father – What makes
you say so, my Son.?
Son – Tomorrow, my Teacher will teach me
How to Convert
Paisa Into Rupees.
7)Sam gets a CHEQUE.
He Throws it On
the Ground.
Can you guess Why.???
?
?
To see whether it
Will BOUNCE or Not..