SMS JOKES

Ultimately we had
to Spend Liquor Money
to Get back Memorabilia
of a Person who
was Against Liquor.
So Keep Drinking.
Help in Saving Reputation
of India!
Cheers



One Drunk to Another :
When I die I want
you to pour a bottle of Whisky over my body.!
2nd. : Sure.! But would
you mind if I filter it thru my kidneys first.?